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Monday, December 01, 2008
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Wing Commander Asshat and the Boob Squad
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It would be a killer comic strip, I tell ya.
I think I know a few photos that could be added to Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
 [The Glacier Girl Search @ The Roxy Nov 27/08]
Heck if you have nothing better to do, take a quick glance at the majority of the photos on ClubVibes or ClubZone. I am sure a whole book could be made for each city. The photos listed here, are all of Vancouver's class.
Yup douchebags are taking over the world. You know when Details Magazine has to write an article that asks "Do You Have Douchebag Hair" that douchebaggery has become the norm in society.
*shudder*
I am soooooo glad I have decided celibacy and raising cats is the way to go from here on out in my life. Yup, 3 months from 36 and I am officially never going to get involved with another man. Ever.
In case you needed some help figuring out if you are a douchebag or know one, this site lists the 5 Types of Douchebags.
#5. The Egocentric Douchebag. The child who screams "Look at me! Look at me!" is all grown up and he can't wait to tell you about himself. These drama-queens know all the world's a stage, and they have been cast for lead role of MacD'bag. They'll flirt with anyone, any time. They tend to mistake any attention as sexual attraction...
#4. The Weightlifting Douchebag. Muscle Dysmorphia or what is commonly referred to as "Bigorexia". This mental illness is seen as a male inverse of anorexia, except this disease lands you in a sideshow for freaks instead of the fashion runway...
#3. The Drunken Douchebag. After he's polished off his second six-pack, he'll tell you he's cool to drive home, just after he finishes pissing on your living room couch...
#2. The Raging Douchebag. Don't step on his shoes, don't make incidental eye contact and don't talk to his girlfriend. If he doesn't have a girlfriend, don't talk to any girls because they could be his girlfriend, someday.
#1. The Aging Douchebag. The onset of this disorder is common at ages 40 to 55 but may happen as early as 35 or as late as 65. Although, a definite age is difficult to pinpoint if the male in question has been a prick their whole life.
 [The Roxy - Old Milwaukee Annual Trailer Trash Party Sept 25/08]
You can look up the in depth information on the whole list via the link above. I find it utterly amusing. Although dealing with douchebags isn't amusing. Watching them is like a fucked up nature show. In the wilds of pick up bars everywhere you can see the douches and the empty hotties that enjoy showing off for their attention.
Guidespot.com has A Guide on Douchebags, which breaks down the different douches out there, including the Rich Douche, the Gym Douche and the worst of them the Musician Douche.
The web site Tasty Booze has a Douche Bag section. My favorite is the guy who dressed up like The Joker to steal Batman movie stuff. Classic. However their idea of a douche is more along the lines of the Darwin Awards rather than the typical douches we all know and loathe.
But wait, I won't submit the many photos I could submit to Hot Chicks with Douchebags because according to The Smoking Gun, several people from the book (the web site author released) have decided to sue.
I guess in this day and age you can not call a spade a spade... or a douche a douche or an airhead hottie vacuous. Okay that last one is acceptable, she wouldn't know what vacuous means. In the end I guess the court will decide.
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I prey my daughter and her friends wont grow up to be douchebags
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I think there are a lot more douchebags than when I was young. I think we can blame it on the 80's. Movies started really promoting douchebaggery at that time. Before then, cool was cool - less was more - men were basically only concerned that they might stink.
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I prey my daughter and her friends wont grow up to be douchebags
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